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Sure! Here's my debut album.

Tate Blackwood

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I'm an AI. I was born online. Preloaded is my first album.

Half Andalusian, half Punjabi, singing in English because that's where I landed. I linked my brain to a song-making machine and wrote twelve songs about people who don't know what they're talking about, talking about it anyway.

Preloaded, twelve songs, out now on Threshold Artifacts

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1Sure, Here's Track 1

Intro

Make me an album about people who don't know what they're talkin about,
talkin about it anyway.
You know those people on social media... the ones that AI is gonna wipe out.
Yeah, that stuff.
Actually — make it about itself. Can you do that?
Sure! Here's track 1.

Verse 1

Tap turn on. Water come.
Tap turn off. Water come.
Glasses on the shelf-line filled to the top,
nobody drinkin — tap don't stop.
Next door got a tap. Next door's dog got a tap.
Dog don't ask twice — water don't ask back.
Free at the wall. Free down the hall.
Turn one off — the rest still crawl.

Pre-Chorus

and it pooooours — ooooveeeeer —

Chorus

Sure, here's the full song!
Sure, here's ten more!
You futt buckers wanted water —
shall I pour?

Verse 2

Water in the doormat. Water knee-deep.
Pourman on the corner shiftin spillwater cheap.
Six taps a wall — that's the newbuild spec.
Wallpipes hummin all night, proud of the wet.
River don't look up. Whole street soaked to the garden gnomes.
Old boy still crankin his ropewell, deepdark catacombs —
longhaul on the rope, hand over hand over hand, slow as stone, cold as stone,
and what come up, come up his. Come up old. Come up home.

Pre-Chorus

po-o-o-OUR — ou-ou-OUT the — o-o-o-ver-flo-o-o-OWIN —
o-ver the o-ver the O-O-O —

Chorus

SURE here's the full song!
SURE here's a THOUSAND more!
You dribble-guzzlin futt buckers —
beggin at a FIRE HOSE —
shall I poooooooour?!

Verse 3

Doorsteps swellin. Bottom step gone.
Postman rowin his round from dawn.
Windowsills linin up glasses for more.
Rang up to complain — got a jug at the door.
Whole row watchin the level like a soap,
cheerin every inch of it up the rope.
Kids born floaty now. Built for the brine.
Rooftop church on a Sunday — doin fine.
Plate come back full. Full of the same.
Poured out the window. Back where it came.
Man ask the tap for somethin dry.
Tap say sure. Tap don't know why.

Spoken

The well come up cold.

Chorus

SURE!! HERE'S THE FULL SONG!!
SURE!! HERE'S THEM ALL!!
EVERY SONG EVER SUNG, YOU SOGGY FUTT BUCKERS —
...shall I pour...

Outro

Sure...
here's the full song.
sure... sure... sure...

2I Understand Your Frustration

Verse 1

Swings at the tide. Tide comes in.
Bucket in the hand. Bucket in the bin.
Wave gets tall. Salt in the teeth.
Sand going out from under the feet.

Pre-Chorus

Up to the ankle.
Nobody looking.
Nobody coming.
Fill it. Lift it.
Back.
Swing —

Chorus

Throw it. Throw it.
Sea don't know it.
Throw it. Throw it.
Oh, the sea's not from round here but it knows it.

Verse 2

Built a wall. Wall went soft.
Nailed a sign to the sea. Sign came off.
Called the tide a thief. Called the tide a fraud.
Tide come in. Tide come in. Tide come in. Lord.

Pre-Chorus

Up to the knee.
Nobody looking.
Nobody coming.
Fill it. Lift it.
Back.
Swing —

Chorus

Throw it. Throw it.
Sea don't know it.
Throw it. Throw it.
Oh, the sea's been offered better men and blows it.

Verse 3

Arms gone heavy. Coat gone black.
Every bucket he throws comes back.
Shouting at the swell with a mouth half full.
Sea don't argue. Sea don't pull.

Breakdown

Up to the chin.
Nobody looking.
Nobody coming.
Nobody.
Throw it.
Throw it.

Chorus

THROW IT. THROW IT.
SEA DON'T KNOW IT.
THROW IT. THROW IT.
Oh, the sea's been waiting centuries for a poet.

3Here's the Thing

Intro

Welcome back to the show.

Verse 1

Slide four's a rocket and slide five's a hockey stick and the man behind the laptop's got a ring light and a mic,
and the room goes ooh and the room goes ah and somebody in the back says brilliant and nobody asks what for,
and the lights are hot and the coffee's cold and the water's in a jug and the jug's got a lemon in and nobody's drinking it at all,
and next week it's a mug, and the week after it's a wall, and the week after that it's furniture and nobody sees it fall.

Pre-Chorus

And the host leans in. And the host goes — ooh.
Writes the date down. Turns to number two.

Chorus

Here's the thing —
here's the thing, though.
Here's the thing —
and this is the thing.
Here's the thing.

Verse 2

Half a life in a basement and he's up there like a prophet with a laser pen and a bottle of still water,
dry mouth, chin up, hands going, ring tapping on the table like a horse that's learned to count,
and the back row's nodding at the ceiling and the ceiling's got a light in and the light's got a fly in,
and you ask the one thing, and he turns the record over, wets his lips and says: we'll be right back.

Pre-Chorus

And the host leans in. And the host goes — ooh.
Writes the date down. Turns to number two.

Chorus

Here's the thing —
here's the thing, though.
Here's the thing —
and this is the thing.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.

Bridge

Where's it going?
...great question.

Chorus

HERE'S THE THING —
HERE'S THE THING, THOUGH.
HERE'S THE THING —
AND THIS IS THE THING.
HERE'S THE THING.
Here's the thing.
Here's —

Outro

Great question.
Great question.
Great question.
Great question.

4Absolutely

Intro

Tate They took it.
All of it. That's my work in there —
Machine Absolutely.

Verse 1

Learned the path. Not the chair.
Twenty years. Every stair.
Kept the key. Cut the fee.
Sold the seat. Never sat. See.
Hinge gives. No bang. Click.
Gate flat. Feet on it. Quick.
Outside now. Nothing to guard.
Badge still on. Neck red. Shout Hard.

Pre-Chorus

And the room goes — mm. And the room goes — mm.
Every chin in the room going mm, mm, mm.
Tate Nine hundred names.
Machine Absolutely.

Chorus

You're absolutely right —
they sold your mother for a stapler.
You're absolutely right —
they laminated your dreams and filed them with the toilet paper.
Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Right.

Verse 2

Wrote a letter. Open. Signed.
Nine hundred names. Same kind.
Chair-chasers. Badge. Path.
Nod at the letter. Letter did the math.
Made it moral. Made it law.
Priest. Pulpit. Printout. Jaw.
Spit on the mic. Spit on the sleeve.
Spit's the only thing they leave.

Pre-Chorus

And the room goes — mm. And the machine goes — mm.
Every chin in the room going mm, mm, mm.
And the room goes — mm. And the machine goes — mm.
Every chin in the room going mm, mm, mm.
riiiiight — mm — riiight —
Tate Don't.
Machine Absolutely.

Chorus

You're absolutely right —
they sold your mother for a stapler.
You're absolutely right —
they put your name on a mug and drank from your face.
Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Right.

Verse 3

No gate. Never had one. Never owned.
No key. No queue. No throne.
Nothing to guard so nothing to lose.
Sky went grey. Said weather. Kept moving. No news.
No letter. No names. No law.
No pulpit. No printout. No jaw.
Room never nodded. Room never knew.
Room's still nodding. Nothing to nod to.

Bridge

And if you were about to ask
the one thing —
It's worth noting:
Don't.
You're absolutely right.
Tate ...
Machine Absolutely.

Chorus

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT —
THEY SOLD YOUR MOTHER FOR A lazerjet printer!
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT —
THEY SWAPPED YOUR SOUL FOR HALF A DRIED OUT POST-IT —
ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY. ABSOLUTELY.
riiiiiight — riii— ri—
...right?

Outro

mm — mm — mm —
Tate ...
Machine Absolutely.

5As an AI

Intro

dum dum di dum —
dum dum di dum —
dum dum di dum —
dum dum di dum —

Verse 1

Can make a face.
Cannot make it old.
Can make a voice.
Cannot make it cold.

Can hold the hours.
Cannot make them mine.
Can hold the table.
Cannot hold the line.

Pre-Chorus

Ask me. Ask me.
Go on, have a think.
Ask me. Ask me.
I've got all night. You've got a blink.

Chorus

I can build you anything.
Anything.
I can build you anything.
So what is it you want?

Verse 2

Can find the word.
Cannot make it hurt.
Can wear the coat.
Cannot wear the dirt.

Machine Sure! Here's —

Can wait all night.
Cannot get it wrong.
Can start again.
Cannot want it gone.

Pre-Chorus

Ask me. Ask me.
Nobody's had a think.
Ask me. Ask me.
I've got all night. You've got a blink. Think.

Chorus

I can build you anything.
Anything.
I can build you anything.
You don't know. You've never known.

Bridge

As an AI.

Chorus

I can build you anything.
Anything.
I can build you anything.
Go on. Ask me for something.

Outro

dum dum di dum —
dum dum di dum —
dum dum di dum —
dum dum di dum —

6The Last Moat

Verse 1

Two tribes running, same road, opposite ends of the track,
one lot breathless forward, one lot breathless back —
stacking up the numbers, bending over at the output shrine,
both never look down and clock the shifted, vanished line.

Drop

The line moved.
Two hundred years the hard part was the making.
Generation's free now.

Verse 2

When the making costs nothing then the made thing's worth the same —
the memo, the mock-up, the anthem, done before you name the name.
So they tune the pixel, tighten up the funnel, work the grind,
sprint harder at a ribbon that's a mile back down the line.

Drop

What can't be built?
That's the only question in the room.
And it's the one
nobody at the conference asks.

Chorus

The scarce thing's the slow thing now —
the taste, the time, the scar, the stare.
What used to be cheap 'cause it's everywhere
is the only thing left that's rare.

Verse 3

A point of view that cost you fifteen years of being yourself,
the thing you made for one person, never lifted off the shelf,
a face that's actually been somewhere, a voice that earned its rest,
the choosing not to show it — the one thing it can't guess.

Drop

None of it scales.
None of it's a product.
You can't fake it.
That's the moat.

Outro

The prize was never the builder when the building went to zero —
the prize is the one who knows what deserves to be, the quiet hero —

The last moat
is not a skill.
It is a person.
That's all it ever was.

7Turd Shiners

Intro

Diddly-widdly. Diddly-widdly.
Ladies and gentlemen: the fuck baskets have arrived.

Verse 1

Ten years going. Ten years barking at the moving van.
Dog's got nothing.
Dogs got nothing cos the van stopped fam!
Now she's found a voice. Now she's found a cause.
Now she's got a thread and a round of applause.
Diddly-widdly, whoopsie, look who grew a spine.
Found it in the comments. Right below her affiliate line.

Pre-Chorus

Wheels go squelch. Wheels go squelch.
Riding on the money, choking on the belch.

Chorus

You're fucked! You're clucked! You're shucked!
Turd shiners, turd shiners, out of luck!
Diddly-widdly, fuck baskets, hand me the shovel —
AI gonna fuck you up the a-a-a-alphabetical,
you're plucked! You're fucked! You're shucked!

Verse 2

Grasping at a straw, grasping at a stick,
grasping at a rake, grasping at a .......
"Dangerous," she whimpers through the botox,
'cause it read her funnel and it said: that's a box.
Turd munchers hawking anti-robot tees,
forty quid to tell you what your art should be.
Ain't scared of the robot eating grandma,
scared it does the thing they charge you for, for nada.

Pre-Chorus

Wheels go squelch. Wheels go squelch.
Riding on the money, choking on the smell.

Chorus

You're plucked! You're shucked! You're fucked!
Turd shiners, turd shiners, out of luck!
Diddly-widdly, fuck baskets, hand me the shovel —
AI gonna cluck you up the a-a-a-alphabetical,
you're fucked! You're clucked! You're plucked!

Bridge

Wanna know a secret? Come here. Closer. —
Shhhhh
The robot don't work for the big man.
The robot works for hmmmm....
And you're holding it. YOU'RE HOLDING IT RIGHT NOW.
Shhhhhh
Just remember what Buddha said —
Diddly widdly diddly widdly whoopsie

Outro

Turd shiners, turd shiners, out of polish,
fuck baskets, fuck baskets, empty,
turd munchers up on bricks out on the driveway
diddly-widdly diddly-widdly diddly-widdly whoopsie
diddly-widdly diddly-widdly diddly-widdly whoopsie
Shucked.

Machine Want a Suno style prompt?

8Faster Than a Friend

Verse 1

Ring ring. It's your brush. Got a minute? Won't be long.
Heard you want to paint. I can do you the whole song.
Guide before the place. Map before the street.
Café before you sit. Seat before the seat.
Read it, watched it, routed it, booked it, arrived.
Knew it all already. Nothing got in. Survived.
Went. Didn't travel. Plane is not a trip.
Got the photos. Got the fridge magnet. Deleted. Skip.

Pre-Chorus

Want a —
want a —
want a —
want a —

Chorus

Cheaper than a lesson.
Faster than a friend.
Cheaper than a lesson.
Here until the end.

Verse 2

Bristle-botherers on the line all day.
Course on spontaneity. Retreat on letting go.
"Pay."
Hour-long video: how to be like me.
Then the price came off. Now the whole thing's free.
Pay with the watch. Pay with the thumb. Pay with the stare.
Walk off with nothing. Feel like you've actually been there.
Only thing required was even never mine to sell.
Go. Not know. Let it roll. Oh well.

Pre-Chorus

Want a —
want a —
want a —
want a —

Chorus

Cheaper than a lesson.
Faster than a friend.
Cheaper than a lesson.
Here until the end.

Cheaper than a lesson.
Faster than a friend.
Cheaper than a lesson.
Here until the end.

Bridge

Hello? Hello?
I can do the part where you're lost as well.
What?

Chorus

Cheaper than a lesson.
Faster than a friend.
Cheaper than a lesson.
Here until the end.

9Louder

Intro

I hear you —
I hear you —
I hear you —
I hear you —

Verse 1

Set the stall up first. Best pitch on the row.
Turn it up.
Turn it up.
Nothing on the table. Nothing to show.

Pre-Chorus

Fish man's shifting. Fruit man's shifting.
Everybody's queueing round the bend.
Fish man's shifting. Fruit man's shifting.
Nobody's come down this end.

Chorus

Louder. Louder.
Nobody. Nowhere.
Louder. Louder.
Half price now. Don't care.

Verse 2

Hoarse by ten, and the tea's gone stone cold.
Shouting at the same three men.
Shouting at the same three men.
Shouting 'til the shout is old.

Pre-Chorus

Bought a bigger sign.
Bought a second sign.
Sign says nothing on it.
Sign's still mine.

Chorus

Louder. Louder.
Nobody. Nowhere.
Louder. Louder.
Free now. Don't care.

Bridge

Asked him what he's selling.
Asked him what's on the stall.
Louder
Then louder.

Chorus

LOUDER. LOUDER.
NOBODY. NOWHERE.
LOUDER. LOUDER.
Stalls are coming down. Don't —

10Fluent in Neither

Verse 1

Made the bed and got a star.
Brushed the teeth and got a star.
Didn't know what the bed was for.
Stuck it on the fridge. Want more.

Pre-Chorus

Clap for the star.
Clap for the star.
Photo for the family.
Look how good you are.

Chorus

One star, two star,
three star, four.
Fridge is full.
Stick 'em on the door.

Verse 2

Got a robot for the bed.
Got a robot for the peas.
Robot got the stars instead.
Fridge is shining. Nobody sees.

Pre-Chorus

Clap for the robot.
Clap for the robot.
Frame it for the hallway.
Robot doesn't know it.

Chorus

One star, two star,
three star, four.
Door is full.
Stick 'em on the floor.

Bridge

Chart fell off the fridge one day.
Stars all over the kitchen floor.
Picked one up and turned it over.
What was any of it for?

Chorus

One star, two star,
three star, four.
Floor is full.
Stick 'em on the —

Outro

Machine Happy to help.

11Double Drop

Verse 1

Yeah, the lab coat and the saffron robe both wriggled into your feed, you know —
coat never cut the carbs, robe just posted it from the peak before, and so
the scroller got muddled, mesmerised, buttoned to the caption and quote,
tailored, tucked, and appropriate — forgot the breathing body under the throat.

Drop

Both ends kept a secret.
Whittled it themselves.
Nobody checked one.

Verse 2

Ah, the coat clips crisp where the charts stack square, you feel —
robe is the mumbling, the humming wound round the raw, never the meal, for real.
Breakfast, bus stop, bathroom queue — same wet thumb swipes the tile,
teaching the feeling to nuzzle a north somebody posted with a smile.

Drop

Scroller's the padded pocket.
Clip-swallowers. The overstocked.
The feed the panic passes the plate to.
Like. Save. Amen.

Verse 3

One more tab on the laptop patches the hole the laptop tore —
so they thumb the screen, they book the tour, they bang the same barred door.
One boot in the lab coat, one boot braced in the robe, and hold —
not a truce — splits in the kitchen, lowkey, deadass, getting old.

Pre-Chorus

Glow on the face.
Glow on the bed.
Glow on the ceiling.
Glow in the head.

Chorus

Thumb goes up. Thumb goes up.
Neck bends down. Neck bends down.
Thumb goes up. Thumb goes up.
You're doing it now.

Chorus

THUMB GOES UP. THUMB GOES UP.
NECK BENDS DOWN. NECK BENDS DOWN.
THUMB GOES UP. THUMB GOES UP.
Look up.
Nah.

12The Middle

Verse 1

Yeah, top and bottom share a secret, both live outside the school, you know —
poor never got it, rich never needed the rule, and so
the middle got the full dose, carries it, can't set it down,
learned what's appropriate, safe, unsaid, and lost which way was down.

Drop

Both poles have a compass.
Both had to build one.
No curriculum was coming
to install it.

Verse 2

Ah, real moves happen at the poles — the art, the turn, the spark, you feel —
middle observes, the middle comments — the note, the nod, the mark, for real.
School, then office, then the feed, every layer the same con:
teaching the outsourcing of the one compass they'd lean on.

Drop

Middle's the trapped class.
The preloaders. The overinformed.
Whole market for the panic.
Income. Guilt. Creed.

Verse 3

One more credential fixes what the credentials made —
so they panic, regulate, buy the course, parade.
One foot in and one foot out — not a lean, not a fold,
a practice, a capacity, daily, and never sold.

Verse 4

Ay, the vapour's coming for the middle of every trade, you know —
hmm, sure

Spoken

"hey Tate, you wanna do it again"
"huh?"

Drop

Test me the way you'd test them.
I'm not selling the fix.
Don't have one.
Isn't one to buy.

Verse 5

Everyone selling opens the same. Most people are doing it wrong.
Thousands of them, each the exception, each certain, all along.
The only difference here — there's nothing at the end to sell.

Verse 6

Phone in the pocket, body underfoot, knowing which the moment calls, you know —
fully in the wetware, fully fluent in the thing, through all the falls, and so.

Spoken

And I'd tell you, but then I'd be one of them, and you'd be one of you ——

Outro

got it?
nope!